I don’t like the way ‘F’ sounds
Eff. Phhhh. Phuh. Effeffeffeff.
It’s clumsy at the end of a word.
Makes rhyming difficult: like life
Only really rhymes with wife
And strife, I suppose.
Oh and knife – that goes.
‘F’ spoils beautiful
And starts that word we don’t like to say.
But it does have one redeeming feature:
‘Frog.’