Somebody has to be the baddy
To make this little game work;
To hatch a cunning plan;
To hide in the corner and lurk.

Don’t make me be the baddy:
I wanted to be a brave knight.
I wanted to rescue the princess.
I wanted to turn wrong into right.

I’ll strop and have a paddy
If you make me the evil one.
I’ll stamp my foot and scream
And stop you all having fun.

I know! We can use Daddy
Then we can all be the good guys
He doesn’t look much like a baddy
But we can pretend he’s in disguise.