I don’t like the way ‘F’ sounds

Eff.

Phhhh.

Phuh.

Effeffeffeff.

It’s clumsy at the end of a word.

Makes rhyming difficult: like life

Only really rhymes with wife

And strife, I suppose.

Oh and knife – that goes.

‘F’ spoils beautiful

And starts that word we don’t like to say.

But it does have one redeeming feature:

Frog.’

The Frog Tile I made a few years ago